June 14, 2007

Shh...It’s started!

Americas Next Top Model cycle 8 started on Fox8 last night :) What can I say...it's a vice I have.

For you viewing pleasure over the next 14 weeks we have the following lovely ladies dukin’ it out for the title of ANTM! Beware the website gives away the result ‘cause the season has already finished over there.

NATASHA – 21 from Dallas, Texas. Born in Russia and married at 18 to a 40 year old. Can a mail order bride be ANTM? Skinny and white with big hair, the shortest at 5’7”.

KATHLEEN – 20 from Brooklyn. During casting kept saying ‘You’re so pretty’ to Tyra. Skinny and black with big hair.

SARAH – 20 from Lake Zurich, Illinois. A fashion photographer, this girl knows how to pose. Skeletal with transparent skin and short hair.

CASSANDRA – 24 from Seattle. Skinny and black with dodgy weave.

RENEE – 20 from Maui, Hawaii. Married with a seven month old kid, her stomach is already a flat as a pancake. Skinny and white with blonde bobbed hair.

SAMANTHA – 19 from Pinson, Alabama. Never modelled before but was compared to Janice Dickerson, poor girl. Skinny and white with dark curly hair and bushy eyebrows.

DIONNE – 20 from Alabama. Bored the panel silly by not stopping talking, but as Jay says, ‘you can’t hear her verbal dieareah a in a photograph’. Skinny and black with B120 hair.

WHITNEY – 21 from West Palm Beach, Florida. The first black female to be admitted to Dartmouth University, so she’s smart. She’s also a plus size model. 12-14 and black with reasonably big hair.

BRITTNEY – 21 from Savannah. The least looking model selected from this season. White and skinny with short brown curly hair.

FELICIA – 19 from Houston, Texas. Looks a bit like Tyra. Skinny and black with highlights in her hair.

JAEL – 22 from Detroit. The daughter of an African American and German Jew, she’s tall, gangly and cried when first presented to the panel. As Miss Jay says, ‘...and she looks like she’s just got out of jail.’ Tall, skinny and white with short bleached blonde hair.

JASLENE – 20 from Chicago. Got kicked off Cycle Seven in the first episode, so she’s doing well so far by toning down her look and attitude. Latino and skeletal with really long straight black hair. When she talks she doesn’t open the mouth...weird!

DIANA – 21 from New Jersey. The second plus size model on this cycle. She’s white, tall (6’1” making her the tallest this year), a bit chunky with long brown hair.

Good Luck Girls!


3 comments:

Edna Wilt said...

Oh dear God, here we go again! We're gonna get blow-by-blow accounts of each and every episode, aren't we? ;-)

Fran Carleton said...

Now Now, hasn't ANTM taught how to frame your face?

Anonymous said...

oh god noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!