Have You Ever - MeMe
Thanks to The Other Andrew for doing these and tipping me off. I'm supposed to tag people i believe, but just let me know if you do them by putting the URL in the comments.
1. Taken a picture completely naked?
Yes
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
What’s Facebook ;-)?
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yes
4. Told a lie?
Yes. Loads but only for good reasons
5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Err yeah…has the queen got a crown?
6. Been arrested?
Nope…always been a good girl
7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
Once, but I freaked out when she touched my boob.
8. Seen someone die?
No
9. Slept in until 5pm?
Ohh yes… it’s amazing
10. Had sex at work?
No ;(
11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes, every week in physics with Mr. Puttock and I still passed. I also fallen asleep in a business meeting or five
12. Held a snake?
Yes, several at reptile displays and one that I tried to save after it had been run over, but it was to badly injured and died
13. Ran a red light?
Yes, but by accident and I resulted in an accident. No one was hurt
14. Been suspended from school?
No…I was perceived as a square, but really I was just loney so spent loads of time in the library
15. Totaled your car in an accident?
Err yes... but it was a hire car. Thank goodness I took out the extra $4 insurance to bring the excess down to $400. I came out of it with a big bump on my head, back pain a neck brace and scratch on my right arm
16. Pole danced?
No
17. Smoked?
Never, nasty habit
18. Been fired from a job?
Not technically, but as a contractor they just don’t renew your contract.
19. Sang karaoke?
Ohh Yeah baby… Rawhide is my song of choice along with Don’t Cry For Me Argentina if Todd’s not around
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes, I joined a gym
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes…on many occasions
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes, I find it helps to come from a place that actually gets snow
23. Kissed in the rain?
Yes
24. Sang in the shower?
Yes (see 19. Sang karaoke?)
25. Given your private parts a nickname?
Nope
26. Ever gone out without underwear?
On occasion, but the creepy crawlies on the ground get scared and it causes plagues so I don’t do it often
27. Sat on a roof top?
Nope, sorry
28. Played chicken?
Yes
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes. NOT. HAPPY. (Sorry TOA, but you put it perfectly)
30. Broken a bone?
Yes, but only my left little toe (twice) and my index and middle finger on my left hand. But, they were painful enough to know I don’t want to break anything bigger
31. Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes, a friend of my mum’s who kept going on about how glorious my boobs where. One day I lifted my top, I was wearing a bra, but I thought he was going to wet himself, it was hilarious!
32. Shaved your head?
Yes, in March 2007, I raised $1300 for Leukaemia research
33. Slept naked?
Every night, now
34. Played a prank on someone?
What a silly question
35. Had a gym membership?
Yes, twice
36. Felt like killing someone?
Not actually killing, but a nasty accident would be nice
37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
I think so, but never really seen it, just the watery eyes. Sorry
38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes, and I don’t cry often
39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
I don’t count, but my guess would be NO!
40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
I don’t think so, but I have had; cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, galahs, cockatiels, doves, alpacas, mohair goats, pigeons, a donkey and a tortoise. I don't think I missed anything
41. Been in a band?
No, but I’m a groupie, does that count?
42. Subscribed to Maxim?
No, does Playgirl count?
43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Yes…it got ugly, real fast
44. Shot a gun?
Yes, many times
45. Had sex today?
No, but it’s only 4pm and feel optimistic
46. Played strip poker?
Yes, I won
47. Tripped on mushrooms?
Don’t they flatten out if you tread on them?
48. Donated Blood?
Yes in the days before I was a mad cow
49. Video taped yourself having sex?
No
50. Eaten alligator meat?
Does crocodile count, ‘cause if it does then I have and it tastes and feels like calamari.
51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Nope and I don’t intend to unless for some reason the plane is going to fail to get me to my destination.
52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No…England, India, Wales, France, Spain, Greece (Corfu) and the Isle of Wight. Ohh, hang on, the Isle of Wight doesn’t count, so make it 6 and NO.
53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Yes…but it will never happen. I’m realistic
4 comments:
Ha ha! See, these things, they spread like wildfire... Cool!
Answers on my blog. :-)
1. Taken a picture completely naked?
Why, do you want one of my shlong shots???
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
No comment…
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
I was dong that just before typing this…
4. Told a lie?
Yes. But it’s not my fault. If people weren’t so ugly I wouldn’t have to all the time..
5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes… like feelings that they should be leaving my bed so I can get some damned sleep!!!
6. Been arrested?
I did not have sexual relations with…
7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
Um, HELLO!
8. Seen someone die?
Not in front of me thankfully
9. Slept in until 5pm?
I see you and raise you to 7:00
10. Had sex at work?
Not yet.
11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
No.
12. Held a snake?
Define snake…
13. Ran a red light?
No, I hate exercise but I drive through them all the time.
14. Been suspended from school?
No. I sit in the front and answer all the questions!
15. Totaled your car in an accident?
Nope
16. Pole danced?
Not yet
17. Smoked?
Never, I was the victim of second hand smoke my whole life.
18. Been fired from a job?
Not yet.
19. Sang karaoke?
Just try and stop me!!! (no seriously that can get ugly)
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
I never restrict myself
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yep
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes
23. Kissed in the rain?
Yes
24. Sang in the shower?
Usually
25. Given your private parts a nickname?
You mean Mr. Happy?
26. Ever gone out without underwear?
No, but I’ve certainly gone home without them many times!
27. Sat on a roof top?
Yep.
28. Played chicken?
No.
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes. Every week when I was a swim coach to the 6 year and unders
30. Broken a bone?
No
31. Mooned/flashed someone?
That’s how I passed calculus as an undergrad in fact…
32. Shaved your head?
Yes, repeatedly for Uni Swimming scholarship…
33. Slept naked?
Every night
34. Played a prank on someone?
No, absolutely never
Syke!
35. Had a gym membership?
Usually always
36. Felt like killing someone?
No, there’s good in everybody… ha, ha you should see my eyes rolling
37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
All of them
38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
Of course.
39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
No, got up to 7 once. Valliant effort!
40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
No, but I think I hired some to wash my car once.
41. Been in a band?
Does stalking count?
42. Subscribed to Maxim?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No.
44. Shot a gun?
Yes, once
45. Had sex today?
Does it have to be with someone else?
46. Played strip poker?
No. Gays just skip the cards – what’s the point?
47. Tripped on mushrooms?
I’m clumsy but not that bad
48. Donated Blood?
Yes.
49. Video taped yourself having sex?
Not yet.
50. Eaten alligator meat?
Yes, lived in texas once – that’s high class there.
51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Only strapped to someont.
52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
Yes, and every continent.
53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
NO - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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