July 14, 2007

Two outta Four Ain't Bad!

The Dawn Collective with Tobias Cummings and the Long Way Home, The Smoking Muskets and Des Miller
The Hopetoun Hotel
Friday 13th July 2007

After fleeing from Wagamamas to escape the strange person who had sat next to me and ordered Chilli Crab without any chilli I walked into a nice warm pub brimming with people rocking to the first act of the evening. Des Miller, namesake and lead singer, looked like Cat Stevens circa 1972 and even had the wool fisherman coat. The sound, however, of the five piece band was more akin to the Travelling Wilbys and Pink Floyd. With Buddy Holly on the drums (aka Chris Rudge) doing his best to add some tempo to songs that I image would be flat without him. Shortly before singing the last song of the evening, a little ditty called ‘Borderline on Fire’ they announced they would be back with an album that ‘should be out before next Autumn’.

- Is it just me of were Des and theCat separated at birth?

After a short break, two fifths of The Smoking Muskets appeared on stage. Singer Angie Who and acoustic guitarist Chad Mason had made the effort to turn up for a booking that had no doubt been made but, apparently the others couldn’t make it, even though they reside in Sydney. The two of them struggled through a seven song set that included a version of Fleetwood Macs ‘Dreams’ that would have Stevie Nicks rolling in her grave, if she was dead. And that’s all I have to say about that!

With a tune up that lasted forever, I was starting to think that was the sound of Tobias Cummings and The Long Way Home. No, it was worse. The opening song for the band from Melbourne, ‘Oh Joe!’ started with a lengthy acoustic solo followed by a wail, then the delightful lyrics ‘giving birth to a devil in a cocktail dress‘. I have to confess to thinking about leaving at this point. But the next song lifted the tone a bit, and the next again ‘Sunny Disposition’ had a sound that matched the title. ‘Folding In’ took a turn back to the Franz Kafka lyrics, but I knew I only had to persevere for about ten more minutes to get the main act of the night. It did mean of course that I also had to cope with the feedback and wahwah pedal that marked the end of their set. Ohh... ear drums I’m sorry to put you through it.

The wait was worth it though and I was glad of the prime position I had got myself because the room was filled with fans. People who had come to see the music of The Dawn Collective, not just drink and chat over the artistes. I watched as suited gents sat at the electric cello (Simeon Johnson), loosened the waistcoat and tie behind the drums (Robby Fernandez) and straightened shoulder lines under guitar straps (Greg Bell – Guitar and Andrew Bennett vocals and guitar). The odd one out was the fifties suburban housewife on bass complete with floral dress and wide headband (Stacey).

- Poetry in Motion
- Am I wrong? Please tell me if I am...

They started the ten song set with ‘All those Pigs and Enemies’ before moving one too ‘A Park Covered with Trees’ and ‘A Handful of Moments’. At which point Simeon, who had been bowing like a dervish was required to tend to his bow to remove broken fibres before continuing onto ‘Eat, Drink for Tomorrow We Die’. These had even perfected the song with false ending for two rounds of applause. Masterful. By the end of the set the room had heated up and the sweat had started to pour off multi tasking Robby with his bongo, drums and rattle, so no encore was played. It was a shame, I would have like to see more as any type of classification was escaping me. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who wanted the Hopetoun to break curfew.

- Really they were enjoying themselves!


After the concert I was walking home and saw a poster from the bLuejuice concert I went a couple of weeks ago. I stopped to point out the outrageous pink fishnet top the lead singer was wearing when the guy shutting up shop asked me if it liked them. I responded in the affirmative and was told they were crap, before the bass player revealed himself counting creditcard slips behind the counter. He recognised me as the person who had asked for the set list that night and asked my name. I gave him my real name, then he asked if I had written a review, I said yes, then he said he thought he’d seen it on a blog, but the names didn’t match. I asked was if it was a green blog, he said yes and there was Rachel mentioned.

I confessed we were one and the same person, he confessed to a vanity search on Google. He thanked me for a good review. I received my first payment for a review tonight, a bar of Toblerone.

July 13, 2007

My First Blog

First I would like to clarify that I am NOT, I repeat NOT clucky (Muv, all your grandchilden will have fur, fleece or feathers!).

Second, I still think all babies look like miniature old people (with wrinkly skin, little hair and issues with bladder and bowel control) but I found this blog this afternoon and thought it was nice that it’s written from the point of view of the baby, rather than the parents.

Go Gotye!

Would have been nice if they'd spelt the name right...but as they, say any publicity is good publicity.

Goyte (yes that's how the Sydney Morning Herald seem to think it's spelt!)

July 12, 2007

How Excited - Part Two

A couple of weeks ago I got a Basics review published and wrote about being very excited. Well it happened again. I rang and asked a Melbourne Free gig paper called Beat if they wanted a review of the Basics I wrote about their Athenaeum album launch. They only wanted 600 words so I had to cut out the comedian bits, but they did publish one of my pictures too, so once again...


How excited am I?

ANTM - 8:5

Guest Judge - Mike Rosenthal - photographer

Challenge – every girl had to Vogue pose though a maze of lasers in two minutes. Whitney won a $40,000 bracelet. Renee was the only girl disqualified. Benny Ninja (Posing Instructor) officiated.

Photo Shoot – Crime Scene Victims. – drowned, stabbed, strangled, shot, electrical accident, decapitated, poisoned, push off rooftop, pushed down stairs, organs removed…

Bottom Two – Felicia and Dionne

Went Home – Felicia ‘Nothing at all gonna keep me from following my dream’

Notes – Renee’s hubby is as daft as she is. When she was on the phone crying her eyes out asking him to come and pick her up he asked her if she’d had a good day. D’Oh!

Mixed Fortune

So I thought ‘Ohh… Ohh… Gotye new album Mixed Blood is out…I shall go and get a copy at lunch time so I can listen to it this afternoon at work instead of listen the to voice of the annoying b*tch in the pod next to me all afternoon (the woman is shrill, loud and never stops talking).

So I left the office with a spring in my step (I’m also in training for City2Surf on 12th August) and headed for the Red Eye Records on Pitt Street. Sold Out in both stores!
Then I popped into Citymark, they have two records shops…one only sold Chinese music (well, it is Chinatown) and the other one Hip Hop, eww!
Next stop, Sanity in Market City. The chickie looked Gotye up on the computer after asking ‘who’s that then’ and after a brief time of looking confused at my disapproving looks and consulting the computer, she informed me that Sanity Sydney (that’s all stores in Sydney) is still waiting for its stock to arrive.

Shocking!

Another Test

Anyone seen Firefly or the movie Serenity? Maybe you’ve seen both. In which case you’ll like this quiz found on the intermanet by The Other Andrew. If you haven’t seen either…nothing to see here!

According the the quiz…I’m an 85% match to Zoe Washburn second in charge. I’m an 80% match for Captain Reynolds himself. Shame they took this show of the air after only one season.

Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)









Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
85%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
80%
Inara Serra (Companion)
70%
Dependable and trustworthy.
You love your significant other and
you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.


Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test

Lucky Twice in a Week

On Tuesday I got a phone call inviting me out that evening. Trixy and Rachel were going to the Imperial for the evening and insisted I go too. Well I had to go if they insisted!

So I met them at Trixy’s place and we were joined by a forth. A stranger to the pack – Andy – ohh my god how lovely was he?…shame he’s the new gay bestfriend. Moet was drunk and City2Surf was booked. Only later did Trixy reveal that she was going to be in Bali from the 9th August for a week. So she’s promised sponsorship but can’t actually do the walk.

After a couple of glasses of bubbles to celebrate good exam results for three of us (I got a distinction for Theory and Writing) we bundled into a taxi to go and play Bingay! More commonly known as Bingo, at the Imperial it is called by Mizti McIntosh, the resident Drag Queen and all-round star of the Sydney gay community. The rules are the same as more straight laced Bingo establishments except if you make a mistake (call Bingo instead of Bingay! not have the right numbers etc.) you have to wear a penis hat with hairy testicles included.

Rachel was the first to wear the hat from our group, then I got to wear the hat and a pair of Mitzi fake breasts. Turns out though that shouldn’t have been wearing either I had the right numbers but I did call ‘Ohh Bingay!’ so maybe I deserved it anyway.

The thing is, you have to book now and we hadn’t. So really we were lucky to get in at all.

- When the 54 ball is drawn, Mitzi sculls a Vodka Criser while the ball girl sings a disco song. A example of the high class action to be had at Bingay!

The second luck this week was last night. Edna had booked Harry Potter 5 movie tickets weeks ago and the cinema on George Street had f*cked up. Somehow they had no idea how many tickets they had sold for the 8.30pm showing. So we had to join the back of the queue. Now, I’m not kidding or exaggerating when I say the queue was about 60metres long…it lead from the cinema door down four flights of stairs, round the corner, down the corridor and round the giant supporting pillar. Edna and I were at the end of the corridor next to the supporting pillar. I have never seen Edna spitting feathers like she was last night, ‘any other film this would be acceptable,’ ‘this is a joke,’ ‘I think we should resolve ourselves to not getting in.’ When I suggested we go and see Shrek the Third she got her spirit back and starting thinking it was a possibility that we may get in.

After the long walk from the back of the queue to the front, we did indeed find seats. They were towards the back and to my surprise (I really must stop being surprised at the way people behave) people were still sitting with a single seat between groups. So after I had established that no-one was sitting on either side of a group of lads I asked if they would move up one. The lad in the middle said,’good thing were nice’. My response was, ‘good thing I’m bigger.’ I thanks then and we settled into to watch the movie. Which, by the way was very good.

- - - - There be spoilers below - - - -

Harry, Ron and Hermonie have grown up. They all have and Dudley has grown into the role both figuratively and literally. There are great big chucks missing but nothing that takes away from the story too much. The demise of a key character could have been way more dramatic and the lack of fan-fair for the passing kinda took away from the rest of the drama.

The removal of certain parts of the book does mean that it all moves very quickly from one idea to another meaning that loss of concentration will result in loss of plot. There are also a few things left unanswered. So read the book (if you haven’t already) either before or after.

The casting of Loony Luna Lovegood and Bellatrix Lestrange was insightful and both actresses did an amazing job. Helena Bonham-Carter looked kinda like she does at Hollywood functions, but this time the outfit and makeup works. Ralph Fiennes is great as He who Must Not be Named, the makeup helps there is something so evil about having no nose.

The sets and locations are impeccable as are the costumes. The script is dark and Daniel Radcliff has improved as an actor considerable since the first movie. The humour is light on, but perfectly placed to lift the whole thing, just as it’s getting a little heavy.

I will be seeing this at least twice more at the movies. Hubby wants to see it, Edna wants to see it again and I’m sure Trixy and Rachel will want too. And for the first time in a long time, I won’t mind paying to see a movie again.

Talents to watch – Gary Oldman, Jason Issacs, Daniel Radcliff (currently underage but give him a couple of years) Alan Rickman (that one’s for Edna) and Ralph Fiennes.

July 8, 2007

Sailors, Surfing and Driving

I woke up on Saturday morning before nine thirty with that ‘you’re awake and no matter how much you lie here you’ll stay that way’ feeling. Hubby was asleep so I got in the shower, then dressed and went for a walk, all before ten. Maybe it was because I wanted to play with my camera or maybe I was fuelled by the beautiful weather and the prospect of seeing the USS Kitty Hawk in the Harbour. Actually I think it was a bit of both.

- The Archibald Fountain at the North end of Hyde Park

So I walked down my street, across Liverpool Street, slowly through Hyde Park and even slower through Sydney Botanical Gardens, taking pictures all the way (where I took pictures of some of the last flowers of the season and flying foxes). I was very reserved and only took sixty or so. Even when I saw the plethora of people all heading the same direction as me I was undeterred.

- Sleeping Fruit Bats (aka Flying Foxes) in the Botanical Gardens

- Bumble Bee on Daisys

- Flying Fox, ehh flying...

- Just a few of the crowds going to see the USS Kitty Hawk

I took more pictures and even ended up taken some wedding photos for a small group that had no official photograph person. I also got a shot of a gaggle of US sailors showing zero respect for Mrs Macquarie’s sandstone, but having fun. How did I know they were sailors, you ask? Well, they had American accents, they were chewing gum and they seemed to be wearing clothes out of sync with Aussie fashions.

- Hero's from the USS Kitty Hawk

- The USS Kitty Hawk

The ship itself was a little disappointing. It was grey! And OK, it had jet planes and helicopters and tanks and all sorts of other high tech gadgets and bells and whistles but you couldn’t really see any of it and it all looked (I may have said this before) grey.

A walk home with a detour into David Jones and a new shirt or two later, Hubby picked me and we went to Sara and Pete’s place for the viewing of the wedding videos and looking of the wedding pictures. After a few hours of that accompanied by curry and traditional Indian sweets we left and went to the movies.

Fantastic Four – Rise of the Silver Surfer was exactly what I needed. Mindless entertainment with good-looking hero’s and bad guys all dressed in tight fitting costumes and lame dialog. A simple story with plenty of action and nice locations meant that the hundred and twenty odd minutes passed with very few brain waves interfering with the enjoyment. Marvellous!

This morning I had a slightly harder time waking up. Puss had disturbed my sleep a bit and I had ended up sleeping head to toe with Hubby. But Edna was driving me in her new Mazda 3 Neo today and I had to be ready.

We drove out of Sydney over the bridge (first 1) and then out to Hornsby shopping centre (first 2 – car park) then onto the freeway (first 3 – 110kph). A brief stop at the Brooklyn Bridge rest stop for a photo shoot (first 4) then onto Bucketty. On the nice long straight stretch near Peats Ridge, Edna developed lead foot for a brief time (first 5 – over 110kph) before pulling it back for the 60 zone. First 6 was when we drove up my driveway which happens to be a dirt track. The final first was filling him up with fuel. You'll have to go to Edna's blog for pictures!

All in all a good day.

Today wasn't a pretty weather wise, as yesterday, so I thought include this pretty hibiscus flower ;-)

July 6, 2007

Wandering Star

You moving out, Ben?

No.

Me neither, I guess there’s two kinds in the world, people who move, people who stay. Ain’ that true.

No, that ain’t true.

What’s true?

Well, there’s two kinds of people, them going somewhere and them going nowhere, and that’s what’s true.

I don’t agree, Ben.

That’s because you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. On an exodus to nowhere, sometimes I get mighty homesick.

***

I love this scene in Paint Your Wagon when Ben Rumsom is talking to the town judge about leaving
town for winter. It's just before he sing I Was Born Under A Wandering Star (about 2hours in).

ANTM - 8:4

Guest Judge – Neeko, hairstylist to the stars

Challenge – Make Up from the new summer Cover Girl range was scattered around a garden and the girls had to apply it themselves. The winner of the challenge was Brittney and she picked Jael and Sarah to share the prize of a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine.


Photo Shoot – Saw the girl being body painted from head to toe like sweeties (lollies, candy). They also had jelly beans stuck in their hair and cream in their hands.

Bottom Two – Diana and Cassandra

Went Home - Cassandra

Notes – The looks that Renee gives Brittney are those of pure hatred. I can see things getting real nasty between those two.

My David

I got my camera back from the menders today. I was so happy that i have decided it deserves a name, so I have decided to call it David.

Hubby suggested that I picked that name because is a word that starts and ends in D for digital and has a AVI in the middle which means Amazing Visual Imaging. It really so much simpler...

David Bailey is a photographic hero!

How Fresh...

... is our beef?


I took this picture in March when out and about doing alpaca stuff. I laughed so much I had to stop the car.

July 4, 2007

Email

My work Outlook stopped from sending anymore email until I had cleaned up my mailbox today. So I started with my ‘Sent Items’ and the email I have sent to Edna. There were 645 emails sent since 20th September last year.

So being curious about what we could have possibly talked about in that many emails I had a look at some of the titles. Such gems as Weird Cheese, Annoying Me, Fluffy Squirrels and Is Vomiting Preferable had content that cannot be shared it was just too random.
Less Babies and More Booze however, was fairly self explanatory.

Finally there was Chocolate, Genius and Men! Three things that girls have to talk about, oddly enough there was not one called Shoes.

Odds On

In times of extreme boredom (usually at work) or my lunch hour (also at work) I will go to Wikipedia and push the random article button. This is the result of Hubby telling me about it after he was bored at work and discovered it

Now, as some of you may know I made a New Years resolution to go and see more bands play live in 2007. In fact I set myself the goal of 30 bands that I had never seen before, but I could see any I liked more than once. Currently I sit at 14 bands 23 times.

So what are the chances of the Random Article today, being about a band? I’m sure there is a smartie-pants out there somewhere that could work out the odds for me.
Anyway, it was indeed a band, Nuclear Death to be exact.

Unfortunately they are from the States and broken up, but a band none the less.

July 3, 2007

How Excited?

So the sun is shining like it’s spring already and on my way into work I picked up my weekly copies of The Brag and Drum Media as I do every Tuesday. Like a good girl I didn’t peruse these ‘til lunchtime.

When I did I found that The Brag had published this review I wrote last week.

How excited am I on a scale of 1 – 10 do you think?


PS. Thanks Edna for the typo advice;)

PPS. Those that didn't already know my real identity will if you actually take the time to read the review in The Brag ;-)

Is Porridge the New Cement?

During the warmer months I stop at my local café on the way to work and pick up a freshly cut fruit salad each morning. There is something so refreshing about pineapple, melon, raspberries and other seasonal fruits that really get me started in the morning.

So now that Winter is well and truly here, with the coats, hats and scarves comes another, warmer morning food. On a Mondays I buy a bottle of milk and each morning I make myself a nice hot bowl of steaming porridge with a sprinkling of brown sugar.

This is not the first year I have done this, I’ve been doing it for many years but there is something I forget each year about the porridge bowl once you have finished eating it. You must wash it immediately!

Yesterday for some reason I didn’t and one thing led to another and before I knew it, it was home time. This morning a came in and the remaining oats had stuck to the insides like a limpet. I put my bowl into soak in the kitchen for three hours, and I still had to chip the buggers off with my fingernail.

July 2, 2007

The Concert (long, but hopefully worth it)

The Basics with various other artists
The Athenaeum Theatre
30th June 2007


The flyer invites you to join Wally, Tim and Kris as they launch their new album, Stand Out/Fit In. Launch it where, into the stratosphere? With four support bands and three support comedians they certainly put in a pretty good effort at making an impression that lasts.

First up at eight o’clock was Little Red, a five piece garage rock and roll band from Melbourne. They sang a short set of five songs, as did all the supports bands of the evening, including a very catchy and infectious ‘Coca Cola’. Lead singer Tom Hartney worked his way through the set with the sleeves of his grey suit pushed up and shirt open to his navel, but with the style of tunes, it worked well. With influences that list Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bruce Springsteen and Shane Warne there is very little to dislike about these guys. Had the foyer announcement not warned everyone against dancing in the aisles ‘this is a theatrical performance’ I think the dancing would have started there and then.

- Little Red -

The first comedian of the night appeared to be wearing a blue velvet jacket and bow tie. Need I say more? I suppose I should. He also came out carrying an electric ukulele. Ok…I think I’ve said enough. But I will just say he had a very interesting and amusing take on the how to fix the hole in the bucket that Liza bought. His name, Oliver Clark.

- Oliver Clark -

Emma Heeney is a small woman who disappears on stage until she starts to sing. Her voice lends the songs she writes a weight that put her in firmly into the category of ‘Watch Out World’. Simple songs that burst with emotion are played by Emma on her acoustic guitar and backed up on vocals by Tess Hildebrand, bass and drums are provided by those affectionately known as the Daves (Kleynjans-drums and Rogers-bass). She came, she sang ‘No Colour Here’ and ‘Top Shelf’ amongst others and she conquered.

With the music cue stuffed up for the entrance of Andrew McClelland, he had to walk onto stage instead of his planned dangerous dancing entrance. He did reveal that despite the warning of the foyer announcer early that ‘there is no mosh pit at the Athenaeum’ he did dance in the aisle during Little Red and was asked to move on as he was a fire hazard. I though I was going to choke, he’s not a small guy. A scissor jump or two later and an extremely funny bit about The Beatles being the best and comparing the Rolling Stones to cheese he left the stage to major applause.

Then came Spargo, the second five piece from Melbourne fresh from time spent in the UK. A blend of country and blues filled the theatre and set a new, slightly more sombre tone with ‘Jack the Blacksmith’. They went on to play the more upbeat ‘Lover Man’ and ‘Sweet Terees’ before rounding off the first half of the concert ‘Goodbye Girl’.

- Spargo Lead -

The intermission of fifteen minutes saw the acts from the first half mingling with the audience and selling and signing CDs. There was a girl hanging out that was the spitting image of Paris Hilton, but quite clearly it wasn’t her ‘cause she can’t leave California for at least eighteen months.

Tokenview welcomed everyone back from the break to the rockin’ sounds of guitar and drums. The four piece band from Sydney whos age averages twenty took the stage by storm and ‘Broken China Doll’ couldn’t have sounded sweeter. ‘Beautiful Disguise’ saw lead singer Brett Clemensons biceps rippling as he plucked the strings. I’m sure there were many weak knees in the theatre apart from mine.

The final comedian of the evening was Lawrence Leung. First he attacked the Asian stereotypes of all knowing technology geeks than he starting talking about ideal chat up lines from a book called The Game. I thought I was going pee my pants and choke all at once. I haven’t laughed so much in a long time. He went on to explain why the The Sensitive and Manly Attractiveness of Colin Firth is a Myth. He did this with the aid of a PowerPoint presentation. He took screen shots and voice recordings from Pride and Prejudice and Bridget Jones Diary and then played them down the phone to girls looking for a flat mate. When he played the ‘Would you like to come fishing in my trout stream,’ one poor girl said ‘go away you freak’ and put the phone down. It doesn’t sound that funny written, I suppose you had to be there.

- Lawrence Leung -

Finally, The Basics took to the stage and with this being the launch for Stand Out/Fit In they played the album in order from start to finish. Kris Schroeder, suffering from a bad cold resulting in throat problems, sang his way through all the tracks he leads on despite the problems. Drummer Wally De Backer, made it to ‘Hey There!’ (song four) before having to remove his trademark grey jacket. A technical issue slowed things down at the start of ‘(Love, Love) Speak To Me’ when the wrong acoustic guitar was brought onto stage and had to be tuned on the spot, but between the three of them they made it into a opportunity to talk to the audience and Wally thanked his Dad for making the sign and the techs for putting the lights on it. The set continued with jokes about which song came next and how Dave Bramble seemed to be the only one who knew ‘cause he always appeared on stage when it was his song. Tim Heath took the bait when Kris put his arm around one of the cardboard cut out from the album cover by saying, ‘Hey, that’s my Mum’.

They didn’t get away with just playing the entire album, they played three encore songs, but ‘Hey Rain’ missed out, unlike the audience who had only paid $16-22 for the pleasure of one of the most entertaining, all round, evenings in a very long while and the certainly achieved a launch that will be remembered for a very long time.
- Finally, a halfway decent picture of Tim Heath, he moves around a lot -


- Tecnical Error -

- Kris Schroeder on Bass -

- Wally De Backer on drums -

(988 words)

PS. Go have a look at their video for Lookin' Over My Shoulder

Never Too Far

After a leisurely waking on Saturday morning, and a laid-back packing of an overnight bag I got into a taxi with Hubby and asked to be taken to the airport. We were off to Melbourne for the next 36 hours. Crazy I hear you say! But this was my chance to prove that I really do like the music of an elemental band so much I was willing to travel to them rather than waiting for them to come to me all the time. I had of course proved it a bit by driving to Newcastle last Friday, but to take a flight was the next step.

We arrived at Avalon Airport after what I’m told was a seventy-five minute flight. I slept the entire trip, so I have to believe what I’m told. The drive into the city was uneventful except for the wrong turn which took us about ten kilometres out of the way, but seeing as nothing about the weekend was planned (except the concert at 8pm) we really didn’t mind.

We met a friend of Hubby’s for a drink in the same pub as about a million rugby fans waiting for the Bledislow Cup to begin. She was nice, her hubby was pleasant and their friend was very odd. He thought it would be appropriate to start off by slagging off technology to a group of IT people. Good job I don’t work in IT really.

After the drink and chat we went for dinner. We had planned to go to Tappenyaki, but it was fully booked and we weren’t on the list, so we went to the Bistrot de’Orcy (yes, the sign on the window said Bistrot, not my bad spelling) next door. It was like stepping into a Parisian café with its little burgundy shaded lights, painted ceilings, Moulin Rough posters and smell of great cooking. It was very good. Pork medallion with haricot beans and spinach followed by vanilla crème brulee for me. Gnocchi with beef ragout followed by white chocolate panne cotta for Hubby. I also had a glass, okay, two of a divine Coonawarra Cab Sav.

With tickets for seats A19, A20 and A21 we made our way into the theatre at about twenty to eight. Dave Bramble was playing the grand piano in the foyer and surprisingly everyone was ignoring him. The either A) had no idea who he was B) didn’t want to disturb, or C) all of the above. I on the other hand, knew who he was and knew he wouldn’t mind if I said Hi. As it turns out, he was quite chatty.

The concert started on time and was amazing. Due to the detail I wish to go into there is a whole separate entry about it called The Concert. I will say for now thought that it was (let me just swallow the thesaurus) great, excellent, wonderful, terrific, the best, top value, stand out and momentous.

After a leisurely waking on Sunday morning, breakfast was consumed at the Rydges breakfast bar at 10.30. It was a busy weekend and they failed to live up to the expectations of a five star hotel. I think all the miserable All Blacks fans had eaten all the eggs at the ‘world famous egg bar’.

A walk round the ‘best shopping in Australia’ lead me to believe that maybe it would be better if more of it was open on a Sunday. I did get to go into a Swatch shop and purchase the 2007 Valentine watch so It wasn’t all bad. I had a Trinidad White Hot chocolate in Max Brenner’s and I brought a sexy red scarf. Ohh… and I forgot to mention, yesterday I got the best t-shirt in the world.

We met up with a friend of mine that I haven’t seen for about a year and his new wife. It was short but really lovely and as it turns out they’re coming to Sydney in late July, so maybe we’ll see each other again then.

Hubby and I then collected the car and took a drive down to St Kilda. There was one more groupie activity to be done while down in Melbourne before we could leave. This is where you get to play ‘where’s Jodie’.

A walk along the jetty and breakwater left us reminiscing about the UK and impromptu walks along the beach in the middle of winter. As our ears lost all feeling we talked about my mum suggesting taking the dog for a walk at West Wittering. As the feeling in our toes disappeared we talked about Brighton Pier and how no-one should ever be 50 metres out to sea on a wooden jetty in the freezing cold without a cone of steaming hot chips covered in ketchup. Shortly after we jumped in the car and drove to the airport for our flight back to Sydney.

While in the car we decided that Melbourne is nice to visit, but despite the land be cheap and plentiful, the public transport being fairly efficient and the music being kick arse, we couldn’t live there. Thanks for a great weekend Melbourne!





PS. Incidentally the Wallabies won 20 – 15. Bad luck All Blacks.

July 1, 2007

Friday Night Hip Hop

I went out with Rachel on Friday, it was a good night despite only having two glasses of wine.

bLuejuice with Richard on your Mind
29th June 2007
Spectrum, Oxford Street

When three bespectacled boys and a tall drummer took to the stage and was surrounded by bird song, I was lulled into a false sense of security for how the rest of the evening would go. I wasn’t wrong about Martin on Your Mind. They played a set of seemingly Neil Young crossed with eletro-pop inspired folk songs that included ‘Trombonne’ and ‘Shame about the Brain’ to a crowd that liked what they saw. Drummer, Elston had a look on his face that at time gave off the impression that he was either concentrating on the beat really hard or he was thinking, I’m a good drummer, get me outta here. The small but effective pyrotechnics display, showering the audience in blue and pink glitter was a pleaser. It was a pity really; that the clarity of the words they were singing was lost by the reverb coming from the speakers. But if the music was anything to go by, then the words were good as well.

After a short break the back wall of the stage lit up with a video of the main attraction for the night. bLuejuice had filmed themselves performing ‘Vitriol’ in Pitt Street Mall recently and the reaction of the passing shoppers was not the same as the audience in the Spectrum, there the looks of confusion and distain rained. Here they clearly love the band that dresses in white robes and rolled around the street. Here when they appeared wearing white robes and walked through the crowd a huge cheer greeted them and hands stretched out to touch. They started with ‘The Truth Is’ a Sid Vicious type song with a hip hop background. Not at all what I was expecting after the folksy support band. Not the ideal match, but I went with it and got more and more into the band that had two lead singers (Jake and Stav) with springs in their shoes and way too much Red Bull in their blood stream. The Bass player (Jamie), had a touch of Slash about him, with hair down to his nose I was surprised he could read the extremely organised set list at his feet (full instructions on the set including which bass to use for which song). The drummer (Ned) was so relaxed he played in his socks.

Stav took off their smocks and reveal a bare chest and pink fishnet t-shirt to sing ‘Vitriol’ on stage and the crowd gathered an energy that had been smouldering. The guy with dreadlocks saw this as his chance to jump on stage and put his white slouch hat on keyboard player (Jerry). The Ian Dury inspired hip hop continued with ‘Phantom Boogie’ and ‘All Out’ until a shot break was called. ‘Motorbike Accident’ and ‘Mad Bounce’ followed, which surprisingly saw (Stav) lying on the floor rather than jumping up and down like a mad thing. Again a talented band was spoiled slightly by less than ideal sound mixing of the house, but sixty minutes after walking out they closed the set with ‘The Reductionist’ to huge applause and a new fan waiting in the corner nursing a glass of wine. Note to self, wine is not the ideal for bLuejuice, jagerbombs may be better.

June 28, 2007

The Band List

This year I have been mostly going to see
The Basics
The Saturns
Cuthbert and The Nightwalkers
Tokenview

Amanda Baker
Zion Band
DeBussy
P!nk
The Bawdies

I have tickets to see
More of The Basics (with Spargo, Lawrence Leung, Little Red, Oliver Clark, Emma Heeney and Andrew McClelland)
Gotye (with Mountains in the Sky)
Kaiser Chiefs (with Wolf & Cubs and Operator Please)
Hinder
Bluejuice


I may have forgotten one or two, like the guy in the The Brighton (I can never remember his name, but he's quite good). If you know me and think I forgotten someone, please let me know.

June 27, 2007

ANTM - 8:3

Challenge – Walk in a fashion parade in groups of three in Prom dresses in the style of Elegant, 80s and ghetto chic. The winner of the challenge was Brittney judged by Roy Campbell (Fashion Show Producer).

Photo Shoot – Highschool Clichés; bookworm, class clown, mean girl, jock, cheerleader, weirdo, student body president, valedictorian, bad girl, teacher pet, flirt, bad reputation.

Bottom Two – Natasha and Samantha

Went HomeSamantha 'God has a plan for me and this wasn't it.'

Notes – Renee makes excuses, Natasha has no idea what a teachers pet is and Jaslene is hopeless at cat walk, but a natural in front of the camera.

Seasonal Pussy

You may have seen some of this pictures before, or ones similar. These are OK, but some of the other are just Wrong.
With a capital W!


The other, 'just Wrong ones' can be found here.

June 26, 2007

Well Fed

The little bugger grew overnight, it's now 3.4cm. I suppose I should expect it grow after all it does live next to the pile of rubber bands and I'm sure the cleaners do something while they're here.

June 25, 2007

Mondayitis

It’s Monday and in light of me having a fairly social weekend that’s already been blogged I have a few things random things to report about my Monday so far, so here’s a list;

1. I’m bored at work.
2. Edna is unwell with a chesty problem. No, her boobs are fine, but her lungs are having issues. So I took her a heater in my lunch break and haven’t had anyone to email and look busy with all day. Get Well Soon babe!
3. I’m surfing blogs and have read a few new ones (nothing standout) but did find out that my review from the other night got a link from Syms blog…ta mate!
4. The first Ramdom Article on Wikipedia was a rather interesting piece on the song ‘Sea of Love’
5. The second random article was about Inverell in New South Wales. Never been there, but it’s just north of the Central Coast & Hunter alpaca region boarder and they hold a pretty good show I hear.
6. My Rubber Band ball is now 3.1cm in diameter.
7. I wrote a letter to my penfriend in Washington DC
8. Read an article about Wally De Backer and Gotye from the Sydney Morning Herald Good Weekend magazine, it was very short, so it didn’t take long.
9. Did I already say I’m bored at work?

June 24, 2007

/Fit In

So this makes three sets in two days. I could die happy right now;-)


The Basics with The Bawdies
The Hopetoun Hotel, Surry Hills
23rd June 2007

After peeling myself off the sofa and wrapping up warm to keep out the cold, I walked the five blocks to the Hopetoun Hotel just in time to catch the Basics going on for their first set of the evening. They started nice and slow, so slow in fact that drummer Wally De Backer didn’t need to take off his grey suit jacket until the third song in, which was a lovely soothing cover of ‘Old Man’ by Neil Young. The audience finally took some notice of what was going on, on stage when they rolled out ‘Three Cool Cats’ and ‘For Girls Like You’. It seemed that the crowd was out for drinking and socialising instead of watching bands which was a shame, because they were on form for the last night of their most recent tour.

When the The Bawdies came on stage, all the Japanese fans pushed their way to the front and jumped about with as much enthusiasm as the band. The heat in the room meant that soon the long fringes on all four band members were sticking to their foreheads in the ohh so attractive way that sweaty fringes do. It didn’t reduce the energy coming from guitarist Jim or lead singer/bass player Roy. And there was never any question of the lines of their brown matching suits being broken. From the beginning to the end of the set they played original songs including their most recent single ‘Baby Sue’, except for a grooving version ‘Mustang Sally’ before closing with ‘I Beg You’. For the first time ever, I saw a support band play an encore, the demand from the crowd meant they weren’t getting off the stage before they gave in and the crowd could die happy, but only after The Basics had come back to play their second set of the evening.

Bawdies Guitarist Jim - quite clearly high on life or something (maybe Lift Plus)

The Three Cool Cats resumed with the full crew wearing the grey suits, black ties and brown big toed boots. After just one song the jacket was off again, and the crowd started jumping in time to the R’n’B and reggae sounds. It was a shame it didn’t last. It seemed that the crowd had paid their money to gain entry to a Band Pub only to stand around and chat. When Kris Schroeder, the bassist sang a song called ‘No Winters Here’ accompanied by only an acoustic guitar the audience didn’t listen or show him the respect of listening to the song he had written and was clearly close to his heart, despite being asked to keep it down by the others before they left the stage. Granted, the song, a beauty by the way, didn’t quite fit in with the rest of the set, but that really didn’t justify the lack of attention.

They rounded the set off with more songs from their new album and even mentioned that ‘Bitten by the Same Bug’ wasn’t a favourite of one of the girls in the audience. A bit of banter later and they finally came back to do an encore of four songs. ‘Call it Rhythm and Blues’ ended the evening on a high note, just after midnight with stacked up chairs appearing as if by magic almost as soon as the last note was played. This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen chairs in the Hopetoun, there certainly isn’t ever any to sit on and I’m sure it’s not the last ‘We’re Closed’ I’ll ever receive.

This review was sent to the Brag - Here's hoping this time!

After being given a drum stick by Wally in Newcastle, I was just a tad happy and while at the Hopetoun last night Edna asked me when he was there ‘Which was my least favourite Basics song?’ I revealed it was Sound Off and that I always skip it on my iPod, Edna said her choice was Bitten by the Same Bug. As they started playing it Wally said ‘this song isn’t for Frances’ friend, ‘cause she hates it’.

After the gig, I got a poster for Edna and she got all the Basics to sign it and all of the Bawdies. So she’s dead chuffed too! ;-)

June 23, 2007

Stand Out

So it was to be that only June and I made the journey to Newcastle to see the Basics and the Bawdies. Sally was still suffering from work miseries and felt she would be a wet blanket. Edna was required to stay at work and be bored to within and inch of her life.

After leaving Sydney at just after four we finally rolled into Newcastle for 7.30 and into the Lucky Country. What a grotty place and the barmaid defied belief. I was in a town of bogans. After a single drink we decided to go have a look at the Pasha Baulker that got beached a couple weeks back on Nobbys Beach, just a five minute drive from the city centre. It was amazing! Only about fifty metres from the car park and at just right the angle to catch every single wave that hit the side with a crashing pound. Must go back in daylight before they move it.

Back at the pub, the bands started to play after June and I had got autographs from all the band members.

Bass Guitar - Kris Schroeder

Drums - Wally De Backer

Lead Guitar - Tim Heath

The Basics with The Bawdies
The Lucky Country, Crown Street, Newcastle.

22nd June 2007

Only an hour late, the Bawdies started their set with an energetic rendition of Have Mercy. The music was great and the brown suits with ties looked the biz but the sound of Merseybeat and Mustang Sally (brought the popularity by Wilson Picket in 1966) just seemed wrong coming from four lads from Japan. They were good, very good infact and throughout guitarist Jim gave the whole forty-five minute set the dynamism that had the whole audience bopping with little care for those around them. The choreography of the band was well planned and executed precisely, all adding to the over all affect of banishing the initial jolt of oddity.

After a short delay and change of instruments The Basics took the stage and welcomed all present in Japanese. The hand written notes held still by the mike stands gave away their source and their fellow musicians looked on proudly at their efforts. Money followed by Have Love started the set with slightly less pep than the band before, but everyone was glad of the rest. Soon though the beat stepped up a notch with a cover of All Day and All Night and once again the crowd was dancing the night away. Halfway through their time on stage they sang Hey Rain. In light of the recent events in Newcastle it may not have been the wisest choice but surprisingly it went down very well with a slight sway taking over the people and the biggest cheer of the evening marking the end. With an encore of four songs it was one of the longest set I have ever seen them do at nearly 90 minutes. At this rate they will be able to play bigger and better venues than the dive that is the The Lucky Country.

Runlist for The Bawdies
1. Have Mercy
2. Shake It
3. Hips
4. Little Girl
5. Baby Sue
6. (no sure, it written in Japanese)
7. Oh! My Soul
8. Mustang Sally
9. Stop Your
10. Rosie
11. Whip It
12. I Beg You

Runlist for The Basics
1. Money
2. Have Love
3.
4. Hey There
5. Just Hold On
6. All Day and All Night
7. Second Best
8. Memory Lane
9. Hey Rain
10. Looking Over My Shoulder
11.
12. Rattle My Chain
13. If I Was Wrong
Encore
14. 3am by Cold Chisel
15. Come Together by Beatles
16. Together
17. Call it Rhythm and Blues

June 21, 2007

A Green Movie Star

Despite warnings from Trixy ‘I wouldn’t go see it again, if you paid me’ and Edna. Hubby and I went to see Shrek the Third tonight.

The story was contrived and predicable. Shrek doesn’t wanna be King when the Frog King dies, so he goes in search of the only other heir. Fiona and Mum stay at home with all the other Fairy Tale heroines (Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White). Donkey and Puss in Boots tag along with Shrek. Prince Charming angry about Fairy Godmother being killed off in the last movie, goes to the Pub where all the Fairy Tale villains hangout to recruit for a coup. As I’m sure you can image it ends well and there’s a baby or three.

Even if you enjoyed one and two, avoid Shrek the Third, even if you can’t avoid the green fruit loops, the green biscuits or the green pasta in McDonalds.

ANTM - 8:2

Judge Panel – Twiggy, Miss Jay Alexander, Nigel Barker and Tara Banks
Prizes – Modelling contract with Elite Models, Cover and spread in Seventeen magazine and $100,000 contract with Cover Girl cosmetics.
Challenge – Pick an outfit from goodwill and partake in a fashion parade. Winner is the one who raises the most with her outfit. Winner – Jael.
Photo shoot – Controversial Political Views: Pro/Anti Fur, Meat/Veggie, Gay/Straight Marriage, Prolife/Prochoice, Death Penalty/Life in Prison, Pro/Anti Guns.
Bottom Two – Jael and Kathleen
Went Home – Kathleen

Rubber Band Ball

I eat sushi. And I eat a lot of it. So much so, that I had a pepper pot rapidly disappearing under a stack of rubber bands (they use them to hold shut the takeaway boxes). Yesterday I picked up something from the printers and it came back to me with rubber bands, 84 of them. So now I have about 150 rubber bands and I don’t want to throw them out.

Now as you have probably gathered from the four posts in one day, that I’m not all that busy at work, just at the moment, so I decided to make a rubber band ball. I’ve never made one before.

I will post a photo of mine when it’s done (currently it's 2.5cm in diameter).

What’s Up with Managers

After the kafuffle this week with Sally, I’m a bit down on managers just at the moment. So when Edna rang to tell me earlier that her manager had called a meeting for 5pm on Friday so the team could be thanked for all their hard work, all I could think was.

F*ckers!

Next Blog>>

Being alone and a tad bored in the office today I have been pressing the ‘Next Blog>>. I think I’ve been passed about 60 blogs and only 4 of them were actually personal blogs written in English. Many more may well have been person but were written in languages I couldn’t read.

But the disappointing thing is the amount of businesses trying to sell their wears by parading as a personal blog;

- Financial and Insurance services
- Trusses for medical purposes (I suppose some may consider them fun
- Advice
- Architecture
- And of course Sex.

I added one to my favourites - Torrey Holbrook Walker, I get the feeling he actually has something to say.

Stopped

I got stopped by an RBT last night after dropping off Edna. It wasn’t a too pleasant experience, but the policeman was rather cute, so the eye candy took the edge off a bit.

I had spent the evening swimming, spaing and saunaing with Edna and I’d had a shower before taking her home, so I was dressed in my finest trakkie daks and t-shirt. All I had with me was my mobile phone and car keys.

NOTE TO SELF : You MUST have your driving license with you when driving.

I hadn’t been drinking, so no problem there, but no license meant they looked up my rego and I had to tell them who the car was registered to, to prove I was who I said I was. They then asked me were I’d been and where I was going. Then they looked over the car. Except for a mouldy chip down between the driver’s seat and the gear stick they found nothing bad. I was sent on my way.

I popped in to see Trixy briefly (she lives just round the corner from were I was stopped) so she could tell me how well the exam she’d just taken went, had have half a glass of champagne. I got home at just after 11.

What a fun filled evening?

June 20, 2007

Protection Racket

Recently my mother instinct kicked in. Not the part that make me want babies (thank god!), but the bit that make me want to protect something good and innocent.

Sally, sits two desks away and one six foot divider from me. Or I should say DID, until she had her employment ‘Annulled’ yesterday in what can only be described as a kneecapping.

She started with the company in February as a contractor. She preformed well (I presume, I don’t work with her) and was encouraged to apply for her job as a permanent member of staff. She applied, jumped through hoops in three interviews (standard for this company) and was told that her ‘start’ date was at the beginning of May.

It started alright! Her new manager started giving her a hard time; emails every two minutes, keeping a log of her attendance, talking to her like she was a piece of sh*t, telling her, her work is wrong, but not what’s wrong etc. She’d have a go in front of other staff members, but NEVER higher management and worst still when higher manage was notified, she did nothing. I have no idea whether Sally’s work was good or bad, but nobody deserves to be treated like I have heard and witnessed.

Anyway…I’m currently incensed by the injustice of it.

Yesterday at a meeting disguised as Probation Action Review Meeting (I went as independent witness) she was handed a document stating how crap she was and how good Manager is. She was told to leave the building and hand in her badge. When she said she wished to leave the meeting and got up to go, Manager turned to HR and said ‘see, this is what I have to put up with’. HR said nothing. I resisted pinning her to the wall, as I have wanted to do for a couple of weeks now.

Today, I have heard the Manager, Higher Management and lower Staff talking about Sally, in a very negative and whole inappropriate way by slagging off her work.

Now, as a contractor I have to watch myself because the slightest rumour or nastiness about me could result in my contract being terminated. So I now have to keep my head down, my ear to the ground and protect my ample arse at all costs.

June 18, 2007

Song Choice

The Basics are in town again on Saturday playing at the Hopetoun. The night before though, they are playing in Newcastle at The Lucky Country on Crown Street.

Well, I got to thinking that prehaps it would be inadvisable for them to play 'Rain' while in Newcastle in light of it being underwater a week ago, because of the 'rain'.

Just a thought.

Last Night

Hubby asked me last night, 'What is the one gift I could get you, that would excite you the most?'

I couldn't think of anything! Is that a good thing?

June 14, 2007

Shh...It’s started!

Americas Next Top Model cycle 8 started on Fox8 last night :) What can I say...it's a vice I have.

For you viewing pleasure over the next 14 weeks we have the following lovely ladies dukin’ it out for the title of ANTM! Beware the website gives away the result ‘cause the season has already finished over there.

NATASHA – 21 from Dallas, Texas. Born in Russia and married at 18 to a 40 year old. Can a mail order bride be ANTM? Skinny and white with big hair, the shortest at 5’7”.

KATHLEEN – 20 from Brooklyn. During casting kept saying ‘You’re so pretty’ to Tyra. Skinny and black with big hair.

SARAH – 20 from Lake Zurich, Illinois. A fashion photographer, this girl knows how to pose. Skeletal with transparent skin and short hair.

CASSANDRA – 24 from Seattle. Skinny and black with dodgy weave.

RENEE – 20 from Maui, Hawaii. Married with a seven month old kid, her stomach is already a flat as a pancake. Skinny and white with blonde bobbed hair.

SAMANTHA – 19 from Pinson, Alabama. Never modelled before but was compared to Janice Dickerson, poor girl. Skinny and white with dark curly hair and bushy eyebrows.

DIONNE – 20 from Alabama. Bored the panel silly by not stopping talking, but as Jay says, ‘you can’t hear her verbal dieareah a in a photograph’. Skinny and black with B120 hair.

WHITNEY – 21 from West Palm Beach, Florida. The first black female to be admitted to Dartmouth University, so she’s smart. She’s also a plus size model. 12-14 and black with reasonably big hair.

BRITTNEY – 21 from Savannah. The least looking model selected from this season. White and skinny with short brown curly hair.

FELICIA – 19 from Houston, Texas. Looks a bit like Tyra. Skinny and black with highlights in her hair.

JAEL – 22 from Detroit. The daughter of an African American and German Jew, she’s tall, gangly and cried when first presented to the panel. As Miss Jay says, ‘...and she looks like she’s just got out of jail.’ Tall, skinny and white with short bleached blonde hair.

JASLENE – 20 from Chicago. Got kicked off Cycle Seven in the first episode, so she’s doing well so far by toning down her look and attitude. Latino and skeletal with really long straight black hair. When she talks she doesn’t open the mouth...weird!

DIANA – 21 from New Jersey. The second plus size model on this cycle. She’s white, tall (6’1” making her the tallest this year), a bit chunky with long brown hair.

Good Luck Girls!


Ewww Gross

So, I’ve been absent for a few days. Well that’s due to Chicken soup being the opposite of a cure all and the thing that finally made me projectile vomit all over the bathroom on Tuesday afternoon, twice. I’ve been curled up in bed feeling extremely sorry for myself with tummy ache, the shakes, the shivers and aching bones. I spent all but three hours of yesterday asleep and still managed to sleep through the night. I’m feeling much better today and Puss and Newk have been keeping me company.

And they are sooo cute....


Puss in pink

Newk in Fushia

June 10, 2007

A few things...

...I'm thinking about today;

1. Should we sell our remaining alpacas. Ater all we've been doing this for 7 years and have as many now as we did then. Three!
2. Why is that Hubby always decides to clean when I need to do nothing 'cause i'm feeling crappy?
3. Could the Blue Brothers 2000 be any worse?
4. I really hope Bucketty sells soon
5. I really hope my nasty dream about illness isn't a portent
6. I've committed to go out for dinner with a friend, but don't feel up to, but two others have already bailed, so I can't.

June 9, 2007

Kurraki Alto

In all the bad weather it looks like we may have lost Alto.

He was in a paddock that flooded and at this time I find myself hoping for the best (that he swam away to high ground is now nice and warm in a shed somewhere) but I know in my hearts of hearts that he isn’t.

Keep your fingers crossed for him we won’t know ‘til the flood water subside.


Alto at one week old with his Mum, Wispa (25th April 2005)

Alto jumping for carrots (September 2006)

Standing Tall (September 2006)

Weather

Those of you in Sydney will know the weather on the Central Coast and Hunter Valley has been a tad dicey over the last 36 hours. Those of you overseas may think this is all happening in Sydney, but it’s nearly 100km away. It is however raining heavily with gusty winds.

In Somerby they lost a family of five when the old Pacific Highway collapsed opening a gash nine feet wide and twelve deep. A couple in Clarence Town got swept away when the water flowing over the bridge they were crossing was a tad too quick. Livestock is having trouble keeping to high ground.

Today we attempted to go to Bondi Junction to pick up some shopping but the queue of traffic was so bad we decided to divert and have lunch at Nick’s Seafood on Bondi Beach. There was about five cars in the car park and ten people on the beach…and sand all over the tarmac. The wind had whipped up the seas to white frothy mass and the sand was being blown horizontally across the car pack. It was like being on Bognor beach in the summer! I took a few pictures…

Ohh…and the sticky date pudding at Nick’s was devine.

June 8, 2007

White and Red make…?

Edna and I went to see P!nk last night.

Ok, we were late. We missed the ‘entrance’ so we found the show a little slow to get started. I’m sure this had nothing to do with P!nk’s ability to entertain and entirely to do with our inability to stop talking about the ways boys brains work.

Throughout I think I counted eight costume changes which was the most I have ever seen from a major act. A couple of them where done backstage while the guitarist or backup singer got a solo, but it was cleverly done. At one point, you could hear her singing and it was a couple of minutes before you realised she wasn’t even on the stage.

Her interaction with the crowd was inspired. I can see why so many of the crowd were repeat visitors. She accepted a wrapped rose from a young girl; she signed a photo for another. She made jokes about how long she’d been touring and was genuinely shocked when people started throwing chocolate and marshmallows onto the stage to go with her ‘campfire’ bit. She sang ‘You and your hand’ astride a Harley wearing fishnets and a leather jacket. Nice!

But the awesomest (I know it not a word) bit was the acrobatic bit. She did a set where while singing a song she got hauled into the air on a blue net, then started hanging and twisting and flying on it as she wrapped it around herself. As the final encore she did it all over with pink ribbons.

Afterwards while I queued for over priced miniature t-shirts and a program, Edna sat on the steps and contemplated how P!nk was hot. After the six girls who hd been behind us had been repeatedly telling us all night. I think they were trying to tell the star on stage she was hot, but seeing as we were about a mile away, I don’t think P!nk could hear them.

After concert analysis lead us to conclude that P!nk is anything but warm and fuzzy as her name suggests, but we still think she’s AWESOME!

June 7, 2007

It's not just me!


How great is this website?

Prime Time

I was in the car alone last night and got to thinking about my pending birthmonth of October. It’s only four months away and was reminded of this when I asked Edna if she would go and see Hinder with me on my birthDAY. She said she doesn’t plan that far in advance. Fair enough.

Anyway, I got to thinking…

On 4th October I will be 35.

Say I live ‘til I’m 70 (currently with my BP and kidney issue could be doubtful, but medicine is always improving) that means as of the 4th October I will be Middle Aged.


Do I now have to start planning my mid-life crisis? Come to think of it, I always wanted a Harley!

Odd

For some reason in 'Yes ...but is it Art' when I put this link in for Mackenzie Crook half the entry would disappear, so I put it in separately.

Yes...but is it Art?

After all the reviews I’ve read and heard I still thought to myself, I’m going to go and see for myself, it can’t possibly be that bad.

I glad to say that all the negativity got it wrong, not totally, but a bit.

Pirates of the Caribbean – At Worlds End, was a bit ropey and far too long but I enjoyed it. I loved seeing Cap’t Jack having delusions that involved many copies of him. I enjoyed the bit where it was revealed that there are in fact 9 pieces of eight. I even laughed a bit or too. I loved the costumes again and the special effects of the crew of The Flying Dutchman. Once again Gareth from from The Office (aka Mackenzie Crook) stole every scene he was in, except perhaps the Johnny Depp ones but then even those lost a little of the originals spark.
The action was great, the cast was amazing, the story sucked!

THERE BE SPOILERS BEYOND…me hearties!

It’s sad when you have a movie that is such a runaway success that the producers feel that they JUST have to make more, then go a spoil it. I like that the crew of the Black Pearl got another adventure, but really Will Turner is never going to strike fear into the hearts of sailors the way Davy Jones did. And why, oh why did they feel the need to include that Singapore stuff then kill off most of the charaters. What happened to Calypso after she was released (by the way where the hell did that charater come from?) apart from making a big storm? She didn't wreak havoc on the sailors as she seemed to be promising after she was discovered. How on earth did they manage to turn the Black Pearl over just by running from side to side... I could go on and on but I won't.

It’s a shame but I feel that even though I enjoyed it and will almost certainly add it to my DVD collection (even if only to complete the set) this one really only deserved a rating of,

2.5 flounders out of 5

June 6, 2007

Further Readings (optional)

Ok, I should be finalising my final assignment but I have to write about my last class for the semester. The class was Theory and Writing and we broke into groups to workshop some final pieces. In our group we had Songstar, Merman, Lady Grimm, K, Detective, Beetle and Flea. Of course I was in there too and we worked through the writing of Kafka, Flea and Detective after she joined us from the other group. We had a laugh and gave good feedback about how the Flea should put in the line ‘Kafka leaves’ into her story but we couldn’t figure out were ‘I need sausage’ would fit in.

The Detective left feeling a little happier, I think. We enjoyed her story about 80s kidnappings and the resulting investigation. There were no funny phases she wanted us to work in.

K’s story was written in the style of Kafka, funnily enough and the only suggestion we could come up with was maybe less Kafka style long slow passages. Other wise we all enjoyed it, especially the off the wall references to Santa’s reindeer.

After class was over, most of us adjourned to the pub for the traditional end of semester goodbye drink. We were joined by our lecturer The Poet. It’s funny, in general, how different people are in class compared to outside. The Poet is pretty much the same and he even admitted that he would have been happy to go drinking with us after every class but as a lecturer he ‘has to retain a distance’. After most of the group had drifted off (‘to complete my assignment’) it was just the Poet, Flea and I left and the subject turned back to theory’s.

So I revealed a theory that I have spoken about to Edna, Sally and Hubby at different times usually in relation to the attractiveness of those around us. I tried to say that I believe we react to theory in relation to what we are exposed to as children. For example on the attractiveness aspect, I grew up with white northern Europeans and Jamaicans, but very few Asian, Middle Eastern or Southern Europeans. In general I don’t find these groups attractive. Is this because I’m racist, it's genetic or just ‘cause I didn’t grow up around them?

I grew up exposed to the art of Constable and Van Gogh, but rebelled against Constable because I found his work nicely executed, but lacking imagination. Van Gogh saw things around him in a bent way and with amazing colour so I grew to love the one lobed Vincent and other abstract art such as Picasso, Matisse, Warhol and Pollock. Is this because I was able to form an opinion about art at an early age or because I liked colour or because Constable isn't really that good?

Book wise I was never really exposed too much except the Encyclopaedia Britannica and Reader Digest. I grew to love reading anything to the point where I can quite safely say I’m a book slut, I’ll read anything. I may or may not like it, but I’ll give it a go. Except Heidi, never read it ‘cause Mrs. Buckley told me when I was 8 it was beyond my reading age and I wouldn’t be able to read it and my Mum shouldn’t order it from book club. My Mum ordered it anyway, but I never read it ‘cause I wasn’t very good at proving old Bucks wrong. (Poet, sorry, but I still don’t like Mrs Dalloway either;-).

Music in my childhood was Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds, Cat Stevens, the Moody Blues and Roger Miller. I like them all to this day and can honestly say I love Cat Stevens. I listen to loads of other stuff and even to Nova, but I still go back the ole’ faithfuls when I need comfort. Is this because this music brings me feeling of family and good times? Is is because it's 'classic', Maybe, maybe not?

So my theory is this, we either except (and embrace) what we are presented with as a child or reject it. These acts of rebellion can make us stronger and who we turn out to be. They make us the inquisitive souls that go out and create for ourselves. They make us the people who go to modern art galleries and look at the pallet painted green on the wall and say ‘yes I like that, but why?’ These small or large youthful exposures from our parents decide who or what we are going to be.

And you still only need a licence to have a dog.

June 5, 2007

What to do?

This is my second day back at work after my trip to India. I’m jetlagged, I’m still suffering the after effects of long-haul travel and I’m severely bored. I have heaps of stuff I would/should be doing, but work is interfering. A little list for you.

1. I have a Uni piece to write. It requires I spread out papers and it’s very hard to be discrete about that at work.
2. I have an alpaca newsletter to gather advertising and content for. Thankfully this is the last time I will EVER have to do this.
3. I have sleeping to do.
4. I have cats to spend time with, they are very p*ssed off right now after being abandoned while we where on holiday, even if the cat sitter did read Harry Potter to them.
5. I have blogging to do about all the things I experianced in India but didn't 'do'. This one can be done at work, but I feel guilty doing this when I have an assignment to do.
6. My wardrobe needs sorting, yes…I’m that bored at work.

June 1, 2007

Gecko Song

As I promised myself at the start of this holiday, today I went for an Ayuredic massage. This is a traditional form of massage that involves getting slicked up with so much herbal oil you could fit though a key hole and having hands all over you.

It’s a bit different from the sorts of things you get in Aussie…actually scratch that…it’s totally different.

Firstly I was completely in the nud, except for a pair of paper pants then I had to sit on a little stool in front of some burning incense. The lady doing the do, started by pouring some hot oil into my hair and giving me a head massage, it was very relaxing. After the head, the shoulders and upper back got done and then I moved to the bed where I laid on my front. More warm oil, that smelled like molasses, was applied and rubbed in. Then I had to turn over. I was naked and had oil poured all over me. Then hands started rubbing. To say it was odd, strange and unusual would be an understatement.

Margaret Thatcher on a cold day popped into my head and made me cough, not a good thing when you’re flat on your back. So I thought about poetry – that cleared my mind!

After all the hot oily bit was done with I was covered in hot exfoliant mud then told to shower. It was over. It was a very quick hour, but an hour it was.

On to the facial. Here I had my face covered in what smelt and felt like cucumber yoghurt, then corn chips, the something that I couldn’t quite put my finger on the smell of…until it came to me and I wish it hadn’t. It smelt mildly like warm uncooked chicken that had just about turned for the worst. But, I’m guessing it must have really good cleansing properties ‘cause she used a lot of it. Then came more cucumber yogurt with cucumber eye patches. She left me like that for a while with nothing to do but think so I came up with this;

4 Poems about the stages of an Ayuvedic Facial

Cucumber yoghurt

smoothed with care on my face
curry must feel this

Corn starch packing slugs
the second exfoliate
rough and ready cleanse

The third eludes
day old warm chicken smell found
good for skin must be

Hardened egg yolk last
left in silence to compose
cucumber on eyes

It was great. Not even the screaming kids could destroy my tranquility for at least two hours after. They gave it a damn good try by swimming up and down and yelling right outside the hotel room. But I even managed to finish reading my extremely boring and storyless Uni text while ignoring them, I was that serene. It doesn’t happen often, I can tell yah! And my skin feels al silky soft.

Right now I have a gecko helping me write by singing at me from the wall above the desk. Do I really have to come home?